If you've never considered bonding spiritually with a bar of soap, you're in for a trip. More mind-expanding (and somewhat more legal) than what's growing on your balcony, the granola bar is crafted with the pure essence of patchouli and vanilla to soothe your soul and stimulate your senses. The granola bar promises a dose of good karma and is guaranteed to be more liberating than hugging a tree. (You're also less likely to get bark burn.)